Translated by Simply Releases Toppers Tokke, and Markow87 Suurtje
WISH EVERYONE SRT NICE CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY AND HEALTHY 2012
25 November 3:04 p.m. MIMOSA AVENUE, Trelew, CORNWALL, ENGLAND
SANTA CLAUS THE NORTH POLE
DECEMBER 2 4:09 p.m. - Dear Santa Claus, there you
If you live in the Arctic...
why I your house or not see Google Earth
Are you Nicholas of Myra? Because you're very old.
How did you all the time for all letters of all children to read
And how many cookies and cakes has ever eaten?
How do you get all the presents in the bag?
Your bag should increase each year due to the exponential population growth
And how to get down the chimney? I put my head in ours. Which is very small.
Even though you could in one minute through.
There are nine houses lance my way. That's ten minutes and there are numerous ways in the world.
to be very difficult now to be a Santa Claus.
And what if after all that I stay with grandma
how to get a night < br /> around the world
My friend said that as soon should be that you, the sleigh...
reindeer and burnout.
I think you really exist. But how can you manage?
For Christmas I want a pink bike with training wheels.
But please if you and the reindeer is by burning.
Love, Gwen Hynes. 23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew, Cornwall, England.
Hi, Gwen, thank you for your letter and...
your beautiful picture.
Your request for a pink bike will give Santa passed.
Yes, I believe in Santa Claus. He is real.
He's the greatest man ever.
And he can reach every child in the world without a burned reindeer.
Wounded. At dawn on Christmas Day...
he is with you came by.
Using his special magic.
24 DECEMBER 11:59 p.m. AARHUS, DENMARK EAST
Force Field elfbataljon enabled.
Keep those cuddly bear ready soldier.
is 00:00. Fairy Field: Jingle. - FIELD FIRST BATTALION Elves
arrival: 18.1 per second. - LENGTH: 66 CM, Max. LOAD: 4.6 PLAY STATION
Left Foot. Right foot.
Good.
Dog Food is coming.
Dog Biscuits ejected.
a grand piano. This child must all his life be good.
SECTION CHILDREN
fantastic. Surprise me every time.
Happy Christmas.
Happy...
just or STOUT? 73% BRAF
ROOT FOR REINDEER
chopped carrot.
noisy TOY
STOUT 56%
82% BRAF
Forgive me.
Sorry .
Dropping completes. Standby.
You'll be fine, soldier. - What is that of Mary?
Santa Claus has left the building.
Arctic to S-1. Is coming change in weather.
Roger that, control.
Pool Position optimized. Denmark cleared.
Next job: Flensburg, minus 12.4 seconds.
Flensburg again press I.
Denmark packed. - Put milk and biscuits to biofuel.
Hello?
Santa Claus is coming. - Sorry, that password.
We just in Germany. - Germany?
There are so many countries. - It's an important night.
seventieth mission, yes.
Excuse me. Too many pies.
Look for your retirement?
Ten seconds to Flensburg. - Go on.
Put it on. - Update national protocol.
Remove carrots and rice pudding. Shoe is the subject in Germany.
Shoe is the object.
00AM. - Soldier...
Go to your workplace. - And peace and good intentions for everybody.
This has nothing to do with fairies, soldier. ahead!
DELIVERY TEAM 129345 - S-1, decrease.
this is Germany. Turn right. National dish: Sausage.
Let's get started. Operation Santa Claus is coming.
ARCTIC MISSION CONTROL 12:04
Dropping completely.
Operational efficiency: 100%.
Hold the handrail.
Watch out. - Sorry.
Rudy Miller.
This is Grace Smith. She wants an elephant.
What are you doing here? - This letter from Maria Costa to be Steve.
No, Mary... - Bye, Mary.
Is that yours, Arthur? - Thank you. Happy Christmas.
want a ride, Arthur?
No thanks, I can not stand heights and speeds.
Buckle up, folks.
Peter. - Ready, sir.
Where are the Special Forces? - America, sir.
What else? Delivery to the President his children.
right, team. Left out of the Oval Office. The Cabinet Room at the second floor airshaft.
You think of everything, sir. - Thank you.
An espresso should taste me. - Coming.
Excuse me.
Happy Christmas.
great. - My glasses...
sure you remember. Sorry.
Never mind.
I'm so sorry. Happy Christmas.
My tea ... - And a happy New Year.
one night, sir. Out with the old Santa...
and the new Santa Claus inside.
Let us focus on the present.
Support Teams, make the preparations.
Poland. Know how they call it here?
I'm Santa Claus.
... Anyway - he does all the way no one hurt.
I'm so sorry. Is that your leg?
Sorry .
I'm really sorry, Steve. My Christmas Slippers on ice.
Made in China.
found. - What?
letter from Maria Costa.
They wanted a small puppy, but she really want a blue...
as resembling her aunts dog Biffo, who has run away.
me because I remembered a picture of Biffo opstuurde.
Child C8766K
She lives in Greece. That's five countries suffered.
I want it perfect for any child.
There's daddy. Santa Claus.
Does Maria Costa got the blue?
Great to have you here.
You bring a real aura of positivity with periodic .
Thank . - But can you stay away here?
Total . For the rest of the evening?
Yes.
We may never walk. - Of course.
Right.
Sorry if I...
Great.
They have to place him somewhere where he can not wrongdoing.
Antarctica or something?
There is a child awake.
Santa Claus was in the room.
Code Red.
Santa?
Are you here?
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
Perseverance. Information.
Santa Claus is a kind 'Try me' button.
The Farmyard Activity Center.
There are twelve different animal from .
sings "Old MacDonald had a farm '. - If your father lifts his head...
is ten seconds long koegeluid.
Loeisrisico: 98%. - Captain Marino.
You have to get the batteries out. - He must get past the wrapping paper...
the box and 14 strips.
It's too noisy. - Then the boy sees Santa Claus.
in 1816, when he was seen...
they took him home, he had to hide , and six years no Christmas.
elves alone.
What do we do?
Santa - It is not 1816.
Marino, your Hoho is equipped with the latest sensor ...
comes directly from the military missile program.
Locate the battery and perform a level 3 Incision of giftwrap.
Go through the main foyer inside.
BATTERIES LOCATED
Cut out robin.
What a hassle. I did my 70 missions without that shit.
But, boy?
Cardboard low ready. - Can I see you, Kerstopa?
Close the door. It's called the North Pole.
the child sleep? He must have seen Santa Claus.
Dad prefers death, the ruin. - If your small child that now awakens?
A knock on the head with a bag of sand, which whiskey to his lips...
than they remember the morning nothing.
Screwdriver eleven.
Why not up the chimney?
Get off.
Sit down, boy. Basket.
Please, a delicious meat pie. - I can not eat.
It will sit between my teeth. - Wow.
I just visited the hospital fairies, it looked contract with Greenland and the gravy is made.
Then finally the whole family home for Christmas.
They're almost done. - BATTERY visible
No...
the loose Milkmaid. - She has her own batteries.
Five seconds before she sings.
Four.
Three.
Two.
. - Use your Hoho.
Enter code 12 from.
Old MacDonald had a farm... - 12 CODE: passing car
Forward! Review delivery time to 14.13 seconds.
Pick, people. - Delivery time revised.
is arrested.
Mission completed.
What a night.
This is just the beginning, right sir?
I have a present for you
Not the 'S' from Steve...
but the 'S' from 'Santa'.
I know not, Peter.
Come on, let's get them home.
4.19 ARCTIC CHRISTMAS DAY
In every room there was a surveillance camera. I had to go through the floor.
is coming to an injured.
Want a ride to the S-1, Arthur? He only 241,000 kilometers per hour.
No thanks. I see the world or in my office.
Some stamps that I get are fantastic.
Sorry . - Santa Claus.
Dad, I'm so sorry.
Santa Claus waving to me.
He's waving at me.
Arthur. - Merry Christmas.
you too.
You were great.
Look, Christmas Slippers.
Well done.
Father. - There he is.
Steve.
Mission completed.
Tonight we have two trillion gifts delivered...
on my seventieth mission.
Standby.
Thank you.
Sometimes I think I can do without you not.
my wonderful Margaret. She stood by my side all these years.
very competent Did all those things...
that women do when their man work. Great.
Arthur did important work in maintenance.
very important. - I work for the letters, dad.
Letters, of course. I am very sorry.
You took me away when I stumbled over that pie ...
elfhutten and fired. - I've lost everything in that apartment.
Many years ago...
my father told me...
that Santa is the best job in the world .
He was right. I loved it.
I can not wait for the 71st year.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
4.43 HEAD QUARTER IPR
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
'Peak Rite.
This is the best part of Christmas.
Sure is, Arthur. Family together.
Shall we toast, Malcolm?
me.
That I can do even better next year. - You're already perfect, Dad.
turkey who did more than he.
You would not understand, Father.
I prefer to do things faster than in your time. Still, Steve?
He types on his calculator for another job.
It's a 'OPERATIONAL AND HOMING HANDHELD ORGANIZER.
Hoho 3000.
I close the mission. - Are you not a great guy?
No matter what you will. You can be the successor...
but you can never have Santa before he is gone.
I have a present for you all.
After all the hard work, I wanted everyone what Christmas would be fun to experience.
CHRISTMAS the board game
I'm Santa Claus. - No, I'm Santa Claus.
It's ridiculous. You pulled it right out of my hand.
I'm actually Santa Claus. So I must have it.
You are the leader without power. - Exactly, the leader without power.
That is, a fat man with a beard in the suit fits.
The other pieces are also good. Or I can additional Santas for everyone.
Take the candle, Steve.
all these brilliant ideas. - Great.
I'm the candle, Arthur is the turkey, and you, Father, are of course...
Santa. Kerstopa, you can be charming relic.
Relic? I have all the Christmases in such a thing done, Arthur.
I did not need millions of elves squeaking hats.
We do not fly around and throw toys stacks, where paint with lead ride.
box that sends you go back to square one.
Where did you get that?
I just keep going. Did I win?
Cheaters. Both of you. - Okay, Mom?
a polar bear. He attacked me on the ice.
Well I online survival course did.
Otherwise, there was one less turkey next year. - Christmas walks into the drain.
You are a postman with a spaceship. - My S-1.
Does the world with a speed faster than sound 1860.
Christmas 1941. Second World War, I did everything with six reindeer and a drunk elf.
was shooting at me. 12 were hit.
Lost three reindeer. - What happened to the elf?
Fell out of the sleigh above Lake Geneva. I never saw him again.
Christmas Crackers. Sing "Silent Night" backwards.
Who can that happen?
I went alone. That I still do.
Go ahead. - And a pile of sticks.
pile sticks? I'll show you something. Rumpie the Robot.
I won anyway.
Run away now, but you lose.
5.10 BEDRIJFSGE BID
Do not be upset.
Do you like this but . Then you can be the next Santa Claus.
that you will be there.
Next year, I bet. You'll be great.
How often, Arthur? It's the North Pole.
Do the doors closed.
I have secured gifts. Presents secured.
can not. The system is foolproof. - There must be something wrong.
I saw the ribbon shine in the shade.
I'm actually trained to pack.
But I said to myself, Bryony, it looks good wrapped in...
thank God. But that should not be present in the...
Thank you, soldier. - Has someone the wrong gift?
That's terrible. Whose is it? - Nobody gets the wrong gift.
477858BXK. Gift not delivered.
She has received nothing. A child beaten.
Not necessarily.
There is a beaten child. - Do you wake up the whole North Pole?
good idea. A child beaten.
all right? - There is a problem.
problem? A child beaten.
Really? Sweet goodness. That is disgusting.
How did you do that to happen, Steven? - It was your mission anyway?
No, this is your department. - What do we do?
We have...
What should we do, Steven? - There's nothing to do.
The mission was a success. - A child is not beaten by Christmas.
Sunrise is at 7.39 pm, at that place. That we never save time.
Really. - Except of course the S-1.
S-1. Come on then. - No.
S-1 has just 11 million kilometers traveled .
We could damage. - Sweet Heavens.
the lives of the elves risk. - No.
I'll go. Bryony Shelfly. Inpakdevisie. Grade 3, sir.
Who asked you anything? - I was not called for fieldwork.
I worked at the inpakdevisie.
I 264,000 gifts packed into three days.
If you bike perfectly packed delivered want to see, I'm your eleven.
Nobody goes. It's impossible.
But this child. - There is an error rate of...
0.00000001514834 percent, sir.
I mean, hello, where's the champagne?
My department has the best Christmas ever delivered.
Well done, we are. - But there is a child with no gift.
Arthur, Christmas is no time for emotions.
477858BXK We make a present.
During the Christmas season.
The article will be about five days. - This will spoil the magic.
If it were possible to tonight to deliver...
but it's not. - Your brother has an understanding of those things.
I do not sleep good hereafter, Arthur.
But it's true. I can not.
Merry Christmas.
Arthur, you're making it much wrapping paper. That's not a toy.
matter of fact, but it's...
Come on. 477858BXK.
Where are you?
Dear Santa. My boyfriend does not believe in you.
For Christmas I want a pink shiny bike.
Gwen Hynes. 23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew, Cornwall, England.
Lights out.
That "leader without authority thing, I'm not just a fat man in a suit?
course not, honey.
I'm Santa Claus. Children count on me.
here. - Thank you.
but checks for the guys, and cash ancestor.
the 2 trillion other gifts. Christmas becomes a madhouse.
Until you are retired. - Retirement?
Next father sitting watching Steve on TV.
Level 1, activate the HOHO. Confirm your identity.
Who would I be?
You would be my Malcolm, darling.
Then there is Arthur. - Dear Arthur.
What a hassle. - This is for me, baby.
Merry Christmas, Margaret. - Thank you.
I'm still busy with my work.
Good night, baby.
Good night, Malcolm.
Surely it can not.
What is this stuff , young man. - This little girl is beaten, Kerstopa.
That's it with your brothers great technology.
Steve and dad hurt their brains. But said it was impossible.
Is that right? A child beaten. Dear Heavens, I get goose bumps.
About two hours she wakes up, goes down...
looking under the tree...
The look on her face.
However, there is nothing. She will not understand.
She thinks she is the only child in the world, where Santa not care.
She will feel so beaten about.
On Christmas Eve he comes.
can not think Gwen not a present from Santa Claus gets.
You know, Arthur, there is a way.
It's impossible. - She always said it was impossible...
for women to learn to read.
Follow me.
It's the real sled.
Hello, Eve. - I thought he had abandoned for years.
that everyone thought. - I know.
Icelandic birch. Arctic balsa.
Made in 1845.
Created at 8,000 kilometers per hour to go...
at an altitude of 12 km.
This way, slow dive boot.
Carboniloroxy Amilocitrate of Potash.
magic dust. - Obtained from the Northern Lights.
She still does not.
Not just a hobby, Arthur...
but behind the grandchildren of the original eight .
Dasher.
Dancer, Prancer.
What are the names of the others again. I never know. Bambie?
John. You with the white ear.
you. Not you, flea bag.
I'm not very good with large animals.
Do not be bitten. They can smell fear.
Let them cook. - Great.
Sorry .
You can go to Gwen.
the old sleigh, with reindeer and magical dust and everything.
It is a miracle. - You're going too.
? There on?
Up there? Pulled by them?
Really. - I'm 136. I can not do it alone.
I need an elf. - I can not fly with a sledge.
I can not even bicycles without training wheels .
Steve Let's wake up. - No.
He's a worrier. If he does against us? Then Gwen forgotten.
give you there really? - Of course.
I'm Santa's been.
Think of your father.
lying awake, his beard to afkauwen by concerns about the girl.
You do not want help sometime? Ensure that he is proud of you?
I can not.
No, I can not.
Ready? - No.
You promised not to go too fast.
Not so bumpy, then I get carsick.
And I am allergic to snow. - You're a son of Santa Claus?
Wait, you use the magical substance?
Come on.
Look who's now Santa Claus.
I'm coming down. - What is it boy?
I have a heart attack.
They've never flown. I just set them a little run-in.
Go ahead. Storm ahead.
Look, Arthur. All those stars.
We are now one. A shooting star.
I have it tucked away for your father, when he was a boy.
Daddy? But he was here. - Me too.
every young heir to the North Pole was taken by his father.
All the way back to St. Nicholas.
Clausen We were the only men in the world that could fly.
you see this? It was a gift.
a big ball. Wrapped in oceans and mountains.
I'm still the look on your father's face when he saw all .
Fish. With swords.
Will you help me to make a snowman?
Where are the belts?
Could daddy do? Has he made a snowman for Steve?
Robot Roy, do not make me laugh.
next Christmas, and he has never sat in a sleigh.
Is that... - The Book of Santas.
Is every Christmas Eve in the history used.
what your brother says, Arthur...
it's the same old world.
What's this? - No idea. I've never seen.
It's a city. - A New?
They also build around it. I remember that I first met Chicago.
Chicago Was not on the menu?
Where are we now?
Here we are. See?
not cheating. - That's...
They can see us. Pull the lever camouflage.
We throw in a few ice scrapers.
There's a bee that looks like a steam train.
What is it here?
Toronto. - Toronto in Canada.
Santas always come through Canada.
nobody lives. It is very quiet.
to your brother came along...
and said you could not fly over Saigon for war nonsense.
He does not tell me what for me. I have eyes.
eleven.
Bryony Shelfly. There is a problem with the wrapping paper.
I make it okay. - A stowaway?
I can pack up. Three pieces of tape.
Then for yourself but a parachute. - Look out, Santa.
Elves HELP CENTRE
OF TORONTO AIRPORT
Toronto, present and correct. - Not exactly, sir.
You're one of the lost reindeer.
It may not have been easy.
for elf? - Bryony Shelfly, mad inpakelf.
guard saw her in sector 19.
And we think that Arthur was here.
Who else leaves the door open.
old barn sleigh? That was years ago sealed.
After that terrible night that Kerstopa breaking out...
Thank God he is now too old to still in trouble.
5.53. IDAHO, 2644 KM THE WRONG WAY
Hit him with a stone, Arthur. Go on.
Heaven's sake.
These are the rules of the Pacific Ocean. - 17.
I'm in charge here. Not Billy the bureaucrat.
It's stuck.
18. - Eleven, grab your head.
Come on, boy. You're just as useful as a cheese stick .
Gotcha.
Great Aunt Betty, so be it. Bring it down.
? - Can I breathe, sir?
About nine seconds I fall faint. - An breaths.
I said one. Come on, Arthur.
Do not we need a living? Order to balance the sled?
This will get the sled out of balance. This slows us only.
Why do we take him? - For Gwen.
Eight beautiful reindeer. Where she dreams of.
Jingle Bells. The sleigh on the roof.
That's what the kids. No spaceship.
We give her a star treatment. What now?
There is an awakening. With a gun.
Lead him off you. - Racing, Santa.
We come in peace.
Our vehicle must be less than one hour to travel the world .
We need a reindeer image our sled.
Vehicle. Unfortunately I can not pay.
Where I come from we have no money.
6.06. SIX ATLANTIC REINDEER 7.5
Christmas 1923. I had a heart attack in the rain.
left ventricle shot out of my mouth. I pushed it back, and went on.
The Atlantic Ocean is great.
Should we not stop and ask someone? - We're almost there.
I focus on the North Star...
then I calculate my position... - It's a plane.
That is disobedience. I'll show harpoon.
I thought it would be colder in England.
Global warming. Land in sight.
There it is. I told you so.
Watch out for that rock.
England.
Maybe we're too far gone to the right. We have a little reindeer.
France. Hello, where is the baker?
elephants are there in France?
They multiply in trains. This way.
Hello . Hello.
Paris zoo.
Here they keep the lions.
me do not eat them, because I am Santa Claus.
Lie down. Call the sitter.
How old is this? Atlantis?
There are great cannibals. - You gotta watch out for cannibals.
This is not France. - The North Africa.
Serengeti National Park, Tanzania. - How can you be sure that now?
GPS on the Hoho.
Take that only eleven. - GPS? Why did not you say?
I'm a inpakelf. I do not navigate. I use it to draw balls.
She's right. You have brought us to Africa.
I have seen on a stamp.
I'm too young to die, Arthur.
Do something, Arthur.
old sled. - What is happening here.
We've got years ago chopped into firewood.
Old people, sir. Do you have your stress ball?
We need better technology than the Pentagon and you say we do not reach...
by such a crazy old... - Toedeloe, here comes the cavalry.
Click Ernie. - Head of Communications at 46 missions.
your grandfather and I have ever seen...
We must catch up again soon.
You're in a hurry.
I can see.
This is ridiculous. Can we hurry?
Singulator can not be rushed.
They treat you gently.
What do you mean?
I would not worry so much, he probably will not be eaten by lions.
6.13 SERENGETI NATIONAL PARK, TANZANIA PEOPLE eating lions: 7
this is really crazy but it's all I know
the is Christmas, sweet kitties so please let us go
sleep in heavenly peace
Something is coming through. - What does it say?
go off. No, that's my Eve, scabby idiot.
No, this is Gwen's gift.
Only children can pick up the paper. Automatic tape.
Bad dog. - Laser guided scissors.
No.
Standard issue pack. - There is no time for a bow.
There's always time for a bow.
I'm not .
Not that button.
something else. - Do not.
my camera.
Wait . look.
What's so funny?
Look what they my Eve and the card did.
It's good. We have this.
look. Mimosa Avenue, Trelew. - Watch the highlights on the go.
What's the point? Look at us now. My camera is quite much.
How can I make my picture? - What kind of photos?
sleigh on the roof. Eight beautiful reindeer and Santa Claus.
, which enters the chimney.
I wanted to show them. They beat the child, but I am, though.
my way.
why did you come. Not for Gwen.
2200 km or slightly to the left.
God's sake, then. We listen to Christmas that TomTom.
try them again. Keep trying.
Everything for a child from the 600 million.
We need them back. Not worry. Children are stupid.
Either they do not think she has forgotten, or she thinks she has been naughty.
We always win. - You have missed a small child.
Why is all here, if you missed one?
Can you type faster?
Merry Christmas.
Peter, please let go of my hand.
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
IT department get there.
Descend 300 meters.
You have reached your destination. - We've done it.
After 91 meters, turn left.
ahead, turn left, then right and you are at the house of your customer.
We made it. I survived.
I walk home. I buy a boat.
But I never step into that crazy deadly flying thing.
going. Finish.
I want my bed.
Are not you coming?
You must bring the gift.
You have your special coat. - You are our Santa Claus.
I said I could come here and Eve, and that happened.
rest elves work.
just move it, party animal. Disappearing.
No matter how we got here.
sleigh on the roof, jingle bells, the eight reindeer.
Gwen would never have seen.
Could this Daddy's see.
He would be so relieved.
What are your orders?
You're a Claus. You give the orders.
I am happy to be an elf. Part of everything.
Do I through the cat flap?
Yes, that's a great idea.
Would you tell me that I should let you in? - Brilliant. Thanks, Bryony.
Do you want me... - Alarm? Absolutely.
Is this your first time?
SANTA
Af. He is more fun than you your slippers.
Merry Christmas.
You put the address in the Hoho. What did you do then?
A list of Trelew. I just printed the first.
That was not Trelew in England. We are in the wrong Trelew.
DISTANCE TO Trelew, ENGLAND 7800 MILEAGE
What's going on? - They've been watching.
They have seen Eve. Just like last time.
a UFO traveling at incredible speed around the globe.
That's us. - It is clearly seen in...
this tractor shop in Idaho.
His eyes were on his feet and pointed small head.
He asked for a picture. - We are on the news.
Judging from the track in Toronto, these friendly beings.
We are online, sir.
There was a hairy creature with the dog trying to mate.
Reports of a steam train through the town flies.
You see him on the satellite. He's gone over Mexico.
This thing is faster than anything we know.
He is now in the skies of Mozambique.
Threatens the fragile peace between the two nations.
two million items delivered. And we did not footprint in the snow.
Sir, we are lost.
Eve is deleted from our data.
We have 18 tanks PULSE data with trillions of terabytes.
Sorry, autosave was turned off.
Should I hit him, sir. Hard?
There's a polar bear on display 6.
Why is Arthur there?
He forgot one. A small child.
I mean, 47785PXK.
we have something.
Bryony Shelfly. it is.
We can still come. We just need to go faster.
higher. - You're good with tape.
I'm not going anywhere. I'm not.
I taped myself. - Leave me alone.
That awful night begins again.
Which night? - The last time I went out riding with Eve.
I did not think it the Cuban missile crisis.
I was almost the third world war started.
Someone needs to ride.
Dancer, come back.
Come here, Santa. - That's my new hip.
Here. I read Gwen's letter to that.
deaf. I'm 136.
What is that? - It's Steve.
Tell him I'm not.
Kerstopa says he is not there.
Looking for a lost relic. - Three words, Steve.
is the first word, Help? - Yes, you can help us, Steve.
He was. I trusted the fool. He forced me to go.
Eleven, support me if you want a career. - If I were you forced?
See? - What do you want, Kerstopa?
Let me guess. A picture of you...
in the sled, which present issues, to show how it really should be done?
No. - Do you know which picture I have tomorrow?
You who are taken away in handcuffs. Had seen Santa Claus.
by everyone on earth. A Santa Claus Christmas is ruined.
messed up. - We make it okay, Steve.
We're in a shit and a fart back.
Eve is back in mothballs. You can forget they ever existed.
You can not just go home. Gwen And then?
Gwen? Bring your previous my whole operation in jeopardy?
You said if there was a way to get there, you would do that.
This is it. Old sled is perfect.
He is very fast. Even without this is done.
And there are quite a lot about reindeer.
When I get sick, I can in a bag to vomit.
I get it for him. - We can help them.
Nobody missed. - Proper gifts. Gifts properly.
If you help us, we get it right.
Kerstopa and Arthur were the heroes of the night.
Come home.
If we all in the Christmas spirit surrender, it would be chaos.
We are on the way, Steve. - No.
Santa wish we go to Gwen. Ask him.
Please . - Arthur, we're talking about Dad.
Once he gave to each card.
Now he wants only that there is loved him, and he wants to rest.
No, he is awake. His beard falls off the worried about Gwen.
I went to the land of peace. Do not bother me until December 26.
No. Santa is most helpful man in the world.
Why are you here, and he does not?
Do not go with me, Arthur.
A poor old man and his reindeer.
All alone on Christmas.
Then be so polite to us murder with a brick.
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Poor Eve.
The sun is so on. It's Christmas.
Christmas is for children.
where you are too big. - During the last six minutes?
I know what you all say about me.
He belongs to the South Pole home.
Dear Arthur, which is a problem.
You were right. All these states to a child.
behaved ridiculously.
This is fun. It's good to be away from everything.
All the Christmas states.
I'm sorry I've ruined everything.
last night I've taken Eve...
when all the conditions were...
your father came to me.
I will never forget. He could not look in my eyes.
Dad said...
Steve thinks it's better that you do not fly again.
we remove the sled.
my own son. He was always where you Sat He always looked at me.
I just wanted them to herrinerden who I've ever been.
as I was once like you, boy, as lively as a berry.
your father.
You will soon be old soon. Everything changes.
Is that right?
How can I ever write a letter, and tell that Santa Claus make any difference.
Good night, Dad. Sleep well.
Sir, we know we should not believe rumors , but we do.
Is it true that you have about a child beaten? - I? No.
On the other hand, yes.
there was only one.
Besides, not even one. Many zeros, still many zeros, and then type a percent.
Not really a mistake, just one.
a child does not matter? Who?
What make something out of it? - The one in Germany.
Among them were twins. - It do not matter, both slightly.
Why do not you to Steve? He can explain to you.
He's extremely smart. - You're not the boss, sir?
course. I'm Santa Claus.
the one who have been beaten, does not matter...
why Arthur and the Kerstopa it to bring?
? - Malcolm.
What about Arthur?
Is there a list of children who do not matter?
How do I know if I have 100 percent to do?
Is it true that children do not matter, but and anti-matter are?
enough, listen...
I parties in every country in the world celebrated.
look. This, this... All .
Who cares now pressure a single small child?
I do. - Oh, Arthur...
Poor guy. Why would he...
You're his brother Steve, how did you do this able to do?
, about that child that you've beaten about...
I'm not so sure that you make the right decision created.
Is that bird droppings on your shoulder? - Okay.
There, a GPS system, navigation, data analysis, the coffee machine is at the door...
Good night, Santa Claus.
I'll be back.
Best Long Shou, thanks for your drawing of Santa Claus on your dog stumbles.
It was hilarious .
Dear Alessandro, I'm sorry that your family a difficult year behind him.
But Santa is real. I promise you, Santa Claus will come.
He is the sweetest man ever.
Can I Burning? - Sure, there are millions of.
This picture, this drawing...
's Dad.
Whether you or Steve. Is Santa Claus.
long as we bring the bike but Gwen before she wakes up...
is still Santa was. And does it does matter.
jingebells, jingle bells jingle all the way
oh, how grand it is nice to high on Christmas Day to reach
jingle bells, this boat still stinks 3000 miles to go
I've seen this before. Slavery Christmas she called it.
pressure Christmas makes them gaga.
Santa the 16th had suffered from in 1802.
This year, each child received a sausage , attached to bark.
Do you really think you have the Atlantic Ocean can sail in 47 minutes?
It's not too late.
I should just continue.
We have a blunt object to get him out cold store. And to reschedule.
Turn around and go right, about 6 km.
You know we go in circles?
We are not alone. Maybe I'll see Eve again.
What do you mean?
Reindeer are strong animals, but they are not the smartest.
They fly just in a straight line around the world.
They fly very high in the air, with an unimaginable speed .
but they fly just above us along.
Indeed, we can recover the sled.
Pete Silver. - Where's the UFO?
flies around the world, ma'am. 19 minutes ago, it orbits the earth.
You, there. Catch it with this.
Magic Dust. - Sprinkle it over your head.
You have to concentrate, the sleigh is at you with 72,000 miles per hour.
72,000 kilometers per hour... - You'll be torn apart.
Given the angle of the sled, you might be beheaded.
I have a phobia of decapitated. And pipes and speed...
and reindeer... - and knots.
Buttons? - Yeah, I'm almost afraid of everything.
Gwen think you will.
You can not do this. Yes, you can.
Come on Arthur. - Do not worry, any other crazy...
I need to worry, that's all I'm good at.
Take me to worry. - The sled may be back any moment.
Come on, make me worry. Quickly. - Imagine Gwen, all alone.
Nothing under the tree. - Here we go.
I do not like. Stop. - Tears when she finds that she has been beaten.
dreams that Santa Claus did not come. - Gwen.
It's just too high.
Gwen gets no new bike. That's the girl that Santa Claus forgot.
She walks away from home, alcoholic since she was nine, before they kill...
she might never again make a snowman.
What if there are buttons on the sled sit which I know nothing about it?
Here they come.
How do you think he... - Good.
Well, he's probably just...
How come they have not removed the sleigh , sir?
I have the elves threatened. I said I would carry them to the polar bears.
How would you feel about this everything to his parents to tell?
You did it. - I've done it with worry.
That was certain.
follow the indicated route.
Stay just care about Gwen. I'll find a way, at all costs.
to Trelew.
Give me my own suit. All sorted out.
Steve hold the thought, while I bring the presents.
father Arthur and go seek.
Good job, sweetie.
Trelew is a heading of 178.7 degrees the geographical pole.
Because the old sled, we must calculate a deviation margin...
1600 km from south of Meridian.
There is a jumper for Arthur, your father's pills...
nice and sweet tea.
Curtains.
S-1 started. Bring things down.
Just out to bring gifts. turkey sandwich in the fridge, Mom and Dad.
Arthur, you idiot. He makes everyone crazy.
He will destroy fair. - And you will never be Santa Claus.
23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.
is no harm to the user manual.
Men. - I commend you for you not to interfere.
It's not safe.
I made a flying course on the Internet.
It will not be very different.
Steve . - You leave it, without asking.
You said that he knew. You know how he feels about his S-1.
It is my S-1. The 'S' from 'Santa'. I will allow that child to fly.
course, the only that matters. I not your son.
Not two trillion things I've done well, no...
This is about the pool table, right? I told you you should have written to me.
I was eight years, you're my dad.
Kerstopa Arthur and his outside and probably with too little clothes...
problems and you are making a large, red, toy?
I make no trouble. Steve keeps a low profile...
airbag.
You drive, Steve. - Thank you.
Bringing the gift of child 477858BXK seems the only thing that matters.
Shall I do it myself.
And we pick up on Arthur and Kerstopa, ditch from which they have fallen.
full strength.
Then Santa said he would come right back, what do you think he means...
He's not coming back. - The Santas get out of here.
Do children not matter? - The Christmas does not matter.
Nothing matters. - It's all for nothing.
Leave the North Pole - Everyone is panicking.
Are you sure you want to remove Christmas?
The melting of the Arctic ends about ten minutes.
I know where we can find a card. Countries.
this a bit dangerous.
We broke the rules once ever wanted.
there. The largest map of the world.
Friends, we are this night of peace for an unknown danger.
Aliens. Aliens from outer space.
Perhaps the aliens in peace? - They have an inflated inflatable Santa.
on Christmas Eve.
Let's try to make contact. But be ready to save the world.
Hold you down, here is really rough.
Not now, bag bones.
They are by the atmosphere, ma'am. We can always see.
46, 45, 44, 43...
They will await us. We were on the news.
All the technology at my Eve.
Come on, let's do it with care.
Santa Claus can not renounce. We give them something to shoot.
image. - Here it comes.
Take us to your leader.
England. - No sign of anyone.
The sun is low. - Come on boy, you can.
Humanity salute you, do you?
Christmas Greetings of humanity, do you? - It looks like some kind of wood substance.
Something like wood. Painted with lead paint.
And it looks like it's alive. - And fluffy.
Come on boy, give everything.
I have something . - It's very vague but moves fast.
There it is. We made it.
Not quite.
He's right behind us.
They follow an electronic signal. - We have nothing electric, just wood.
Honey yet, you slipper.
We got them pinned down. - We have to down.
They will see us and stop us. - Give it to me.
What are you doing? - They're back to Eve.
They will not fit into this world, Arthur. She's a relic.
Eve? - I knew she would be needed again.
You go. They can have her.
You're going along. - You were right, Arthur.
No matter how the presents from Santa get there...
even if the postman Mr. in his spaceship.
long as it is delivered. - You've got it together, kid.
Nobody has beaten. Jump off. Do what I say.
They fire at us. - It's made of chocolate.
Oranges. - Unidentified object.
Go back or we will shoot. - Go.
Go back.
Merry Christmas. - We believe in Santa Claus.
Hurry, Eleven. You too.
Shoot missiles.
This is it, old boy.
Perhaps the next Christmas Eve never in my sit...
but Arthur did. And it's a Christmas like no other.
Goodbye, Eve.
TARGETS DESTROYED. - Thanks, all.
You've just saved Christmas.
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Trelew.
old out and replace it.
Well done, dear.
Poor Arthur . way he has done his best.
He has forsaken again. - Of course not, honey. We are here.
The little girl gets her gift.
I think he did well.
Margaret.
Good morning, Gwen. Ho, ho, etc.
Sorry we're a little too late.
Even a child can understand that an operation as complex as Christmas...
there is a small error rate is insignificant .
That's you.
gesture you get something extra. Ultrafast X3.
99.99. More expensive than your requested gift.
Bigger is better.
Would you like to sign this?
I do not understand, sir. I am Pedro.
Pedro? a boy?
What is this?
A Spanish boy?
This is a mistake. I do not speak Spanish.
not cry, please.
No sniveling.
7.36 Trelew ENGLAND Sunrise 3 MINUTES - It's more than 1.5 km.
We have no sleigh, no reindeer.
And you can not even walk.
What are you doing?
I can cycle. - Come back.
my gift wrap it?
church. She lives near the church.
Christmas is coming.
10 seconds to melt.
Look, everybody. It's Arthur. He gives the gift.
It's Arthur.
Melting paused.
come back.
Now do that. A beautiful young reindeer.
Who am I?
I'm not good with children. Make me a bad Christmas?
You're not perfect.
Let me guess. You put the address in, see a list of Trelew ...
and you just pressed on the first. You're just like Arthur.
me? - North Pole, incoming.
The soldiers shot the sled.
That's Arthur.
he continues.
oningepakte not present when I am there.
Three pieces of tape.
Stand up.
Finger.
church.
right foot.
Left Foot. - There it is.
Gwen.
hands up.
We're almost there.
Front.
Two. - Yes, there it is.
rear.
Ready? - Do it.
Here we go.
Three.
Eleven cases. Go on, Arthur.
Fast.
There's always time for a bow.
No, we can not too late.
Merry Christmas.
All Santas bring the missing presents. - It's beautiful.
hug me.
Dad, you've come.
I knew it. I knew you would not to bed and forget Gwen.
You are Santa Claus.
I'm Santa Claus. I deliver it.
Do not be silly. I'm Santa Claus. Not see my suit?
I'm actually Santa and I think it would be best...
I'm Santa Claus. Give it here.
I can drive.
I'm Santa Claus, naughty boys.
Have a chocolate .
It's Christmas. - Please.
Gwen asked just a present from Santa.
You do it, Arthur.
Mom, Dad, wake up.
There's a gift. Come down.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Dad, wait. Please.
In all my years, I've never really ...
I was always so busy.
too busy.
I'm not good at...
In my time, did a pat and a walnut already a lot.
Mom, Dad, come on. I heard something downstairs.
I think it is under the tree. Look.
What is it? I see pink.
It's a bicycle.
Santa has brought the bike I wanted.
Is that right? - Can I try it, please?
Steve, you deserve to be Santa Claus.
But, Steve, I wonder...
or Gwen right.
careful that I'm not against you opbots.
the candle I will be, right?
Good.
You are better men. Both of you.
this bike and a squirrel.
Completely finished. We have a new Santa Claus.
Christmas complete.
Start the journey home.
Arthur I was always happy.
Think he espresso lust?
ONE YEAR...
STEVE GETS A NEW TITLE. DIRECTOR OF THE ARCTIC OPERATIONS
AND LARGE ORDER BLACK SEAT WITH BUILT-IN ESPRESSO
AND IS HAPPY
KERSTOPA GETS A NEW TRANSMISSION AND ARMCHAIR HIS SON, MALCOLM.
MANY HAPPY AND BRING WITH nocturnal BY CHRISTMAS, the board game. AND ARE WORLD EXPERTS.
AND HAPPY.
MR AND MRS CLAUS GO TO SALSA.
AND BETWEEN SILVER DANCE THROUGH THE NIGHT AND ICE shining stars
AND HAPPY.
Bryony has been promoted to Vice President PACKING (PACIFIC devision)
IS PLANNING ON A DAY TO TACKLE THE MOON .
IS HAPPY.
AND Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, JOHN, BAMBI, YOU WITH THE WHITE EARS, AND YOU, AND YOU...
FOLLOW THEIR NATURAL COMPASS HOME TO THE NORTH POLE.
AND ARE THE NEW POST OF MANAGEMENT TEAM FIVE THOUSAND REINDEER ON CHRISTMAS EVE...
S-1 THE WORLD ON REVOKED. AND BE HAPPY.
AND THE STEERING...
ARTHUR CHRISTMAS
everyone happy.
And may your Christmas Festivities 100% white.
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